Oh how I wish this were true!

My Twitter

• Oh WEIRD! Someone's giving away rats!!! FOR FREE!! Who would give away rats? http://t.co/CKqwmjob Show Twit 2012/02/11
• RT @theinstitution: Institution Dealio: What’s going on with Institution Students, Alums, and Faculty – Feb 10- 15 http://t.co/HMewBrIa Show Twit 2012/02/10
• Lunching with a friend and realized all I have to wear is my leopard hoodie footie. Also, while it is warm-it is VERY cold when peeing. Show Twit 2012/02/10
• I just backed The Institution Theater YOU SHOULD TOO! - 4 New Shows and 1 New Theater! on @Kickstarter http://t.co/OUUSIksF Show Twit 2012/02/10
• RT @RealMooseStache: Really need a hair cut...these pubes are getting out of control! Show Twit 2012/02/10
• Tune in now for the high intern --Curly Joe Sue Johnson Trivia Challenge!!! 93.7 KLBJ Show Twit 2012/02/10
• Announcement: I will be wearing a hoodie footie EVERYDAY! Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @jenderfleur Oh cool thanks I'll check it out!! Show Twit 2012/02/10
• Here are the updated @TheDanielgallo pics! http://t.co/YGbCr9Gt Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @Stephenathome PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch this message to you from the best people in #Austin http://t.co/5rsB6uHu Show Twit 2012/02/10
• RT @therobertluke: @Carissajaded Not a bitch. It's an annoying internet thing to say and is improper grammar. Show Twit 2012/02/10
• I bet if I tweet right now IM ONLY 6 FOLLOWERS AWAY from having 2000... I lose about 20. Bye now. Show Twit 2012/02/10
• That moment when you realize that all those "that moment" posts are really getting on your nerves.Then that moment you realize youre a bitch Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @cubanalaf What are you watching? Javier Bardem is my #4 favorite actor of all time in the whole wide world. Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @MMc911 NOOO! LEOPARDS POO THEMSELVES! Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @MadelineSho http://t.co/BFXKZApu they ARE AMAZING! Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @thisisScoMan or not blogging? Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @thisisScoMan Well I'm glad things are good!! You still blogging? Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @thisisScoMan I've watched Torchwood too. And I finished the Misfits. What the hell am I gonna do with my life? Show Twit 2012/02/10
• @thisisScoMan And by the way, How the hell are you long lost friend? How are things on the backwards side of the world? Show Twit 2012/02/10