You are like the biggest company in the world. It has been an hour and your server for gmail is still down. I am so bored as I am not able to Googletalk with my friends, get the latest updates from all of the newsletters I receive around this hour, and get all those great forwards that curse me for seven years if I don’t forward it on. I blame you if I don’t make it through this workday. You suck ass.
Your friend ex-friend,