My New Leaf: another craptastic poem

Today will be the day!
A new leaf off the tree-
I’ll spend each bit of precious time
Only doing good for me

I plan to get up early,
Maybe go for a long run.
I would really like to watch T.V.
But there is no time for fun.

I’ll take a shower, clean real well-
And even shave my legs.
Refrain from shopping for [...]