CALLING ALL WOLVES!!! I QUIT YOU!!!

Yesterday’s “driving home from work” conversation with my best friend-
Me: sighhhhhhhh…
Me: sighhhhhhhhhhhhh…. **wine sound.
My Bestie: WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG THIS TIME? Do NOT tell me that you think you have brain cancer. If you think something is wrong, GO SEE A FREAKING DOCTOR!!!!!

Me: Nonono…. I haven’t even had a headache in like 3 days.
My Bestie: [...]