10:30 pm

Posted by Carissa Jade in food and diet on 09 16th, 2009 | Comments

The time of the night when I have to make all sorts of decisions…
*to take an ambien and possibly risk ambien drinking and waking up late or to not take an ambien and risk not being able to sleep until 3:00am and waking up late..
*to leave my spot on the couch a little bit early [...]

Dreaming of Poo

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, Ass-ues, Things that make me go hmmm, Woa's me on 09 16th, 2009 | Comments

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long.
I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me in [...]