Things I’ve Learned, a poem

Posted by Carissa Jade in Poetry, Shmoetry- I rhymed! on 09 2nd, 2009 | Comments

There are a few things in our lifetime
I just don’t understand..
Like why do birds have wings to fly,
While we’re stuck here on land?

As a girl of six or seven
I was curious and keen-
I wandered what the difference was
Between girls and boys I mean?

I went to ask my mom,
Her face a crimson red-
“That’s something you will [...]

For when you just don’t want to risk pee on the seat…

Posted by Carissa Jade in Product review, Uncategorized, serendipitous randomness on 09 2nd, 2009 | Comments

I just read about the most amazing invention ever. It’s called “The Go Girl.” I tried to find a link to the actual website so I where you can buy it online, but when I typed “Go Girl” into google, all I got were a bunch of sites that could only be porn. It is [...]

________, means always having to say you’re sorry

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, Goals and other unattainable things, Woa's me on 09 2nd, 2009 | Comments

I have realized something that I desperately want to change about society. Maybe it’s not even society’s problem, it’s probably just an internal fault of my own… but nevertheless, I’m ready for a change.
I don’t know whether it’s driven by insecurities, the need to fit in, or just habit- but I have realized that [...]

EWWW-chhu

Posted by Carissa Jade in Videos, ewwww on 09 2nd, 2009 | Comments

This ad almost just made me vomit all over my keyboard. Enjoy! and get your frickin flu shot!