Update on this morning’s post…

I’m  even a worse person than I thought.
In case you didn’t see my last post, I pretty much demolished a bird yesterday.
There’s something else I failed to tell you.
Yesterday morning, I had a very close call with a squirrel on the way to work. I had just exited a school zone, so I had quickly [...]

A new net won’t catch an old bird, but an old car will…

Let me preface this with the fact that I am a lover of all creatures of the Earth.
Except maybe cats.
But other than putting the occasional dab of Tabasco sauce on my roommate’s cat’s toy, I would never do anything to intentionally hurt any animal.
If you are aware  that every pet I’ve ever acquired is at [...]

My New Leaf: another craptastic poem

Today will be the day!
A new leaf off the tree-
I’ll spend each bit of precious time
Only doing good for me

I plan to get up early,
Maybe go for a long run.
I would really like to watch T.V.
But there is no time for fun.

I’ll take a shower, clean real well-
And even shave my legs.
Refrain from shopping for [...]

A few random but slightly connected thoughts.

* This week could really not go any slower. To begin with, I have horrible cramps.   I’m also going through a bit of emotional distress- which means no sleep, emotional eating, and about 3 times the amount of alcohol that I usually consume.
*Why am I in a glass cage of emotion? Aside from the cramps, [...]