Ok, I guess I could understand someone “getting off” on a motorcycle… maybe even a bicycle or a horse. Wait. Never mind. Those are all pretty disgusting notions. What I really don’t understand is this guy who apparently has sex with 1000’s of cars. I mean really… Physically, how is this even possible? Leave it to the Kids in the Hall to show me how.
After spending the afternoon reading about mechaphilia, (which I must remember to erase from my browsing history) I couldn’t help but recall Chris Meloni’s character, Gene; in one of the best movies of all time- Wet Hot American Summer. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, watch it now. It will probably change your life.