I want something hot, juicy, and seven inches long

I don’t know much about advertising, but I do read enough magazines to know that the average advertising exec truly believes that the best way to get me to buy something is to make me “hot” over it. The sexy girls in bikini technique may be enough to get the men of the world to fork over a few bucks for (insert said object,) but a topless man has never enticed me to buy anything. No, the real way to make me want to buy your product is to create a seven inch phallic symbol out of it and make sure to include a woman who is about to have “her mind blown.”


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  • Yankism011

    1. Look at the size of his putter.
    2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
    3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
    4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
    5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
    7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
    8. Just turn your back and drop it.
    9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
    10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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