I’m having an exceptionally bored, uninspired day. I keep thinking it’s Friday because Fridays are generally the only day of the week when I have the a ton of free time- yet don’t feel like doing a single creative thing. The most I can get my brain to think about is how this is how exceptionally average life I have been leading as of late. So I decided that if I can figure out the average activities of my average life, I will (maybe) be inspired to make a change. Probably not.
6:40 am: alarm goes off. I hit snooze.
7:05am, 7:10am, 7:15am: repeat, repeat, repeat
7:16am: a private moment in the restroom… and brush my teeth at the same time. Then hop back into bed.
7:20am-ish: Flip onThe Today Show…Grab the clothes i left in a pile next to my bed. Get dressed while trying to stay under the blankets. Throw hair in a ponytail. Using spit and the inside of my shirt, I wipe the black from under my eyes. Take the make up bag and mirror left strategically next to my bed, and smear on some eyeliner. Notice I just got completely ready- in bed.
7:27am: Let out a loud, annoyed sigh and get out of bed. I walk/run into the kitchen and grab a lean cuisine, a protein bar, and a cup of joe.
7:35am: Jump in the car and take off.
7:38am: Reverse, run back into the house and grab whatever I happened to forget. eg. Phone, ipod, book, gymclothes.
8:10am: Arrive at work, late.
8:15am-10:20am.: Check facebook approx. 9 times. IMDB whatever movie I watched the night before, Gchat and email with the girlfriends to discuss our boredom. All with my firefox screen shrunk down to the size of a post it.
10:20am-11:30am: Open and close files. Stare at computer screen.
11:30am-12:30pm: Lunch time! I can finally surf the net in the open. Eat a lean cuisine. As. slow. as. possible.
12:30pm-5:00pm: see the 10:20-11:30 time slot above.
5:00pm: I smile, and leave.
5:30pm: Gym. (usually) Listen to podcast whilst working out.
7:00pm: Spend about 1 hour walking aimlessly around grocery store. If I go into Central market go ahead and tack on another hour and a half.
8:00pm: Eat something.
8:20pm: Feel guilty about ruining my workout with whatever I ate. Open a bottle of wine to cease my guilt.
9:00pm: Shower. (usually)
9:05pm-10:45pm: Sit in front of computer while listening to whatever my roommates are watching. Sometimes I get to watch what I want to watch…
10:45pm: pop a unisom.
Sometime before 1:00am: sleep, if I’m lucky.
I hope you enjoyed my really fucking exciting life. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow.