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• Goooooooood Morning!!! It's like tea time for non English People! Join us for some conversation... 93.7 KLBJ FM Show Twit 10 mins ago
• @mattkdawson pshhha you are. and poo are. goodnight. Show Twit 8 hours ago
• Mostly cause it was a true story. Show Twit 8 hours ago
• For the record, I searched for "poop" with a purpose. I wanted to find THIS. My best work ever... http://t.co/5uwc4iyR If I do say so myself Show Twit 8 hours ago
• Just typed "poop" into the search history section in my gmail. It yielded 847 results. I need to grow up. Show Twit 9 hours ago
• RT @stratoblaster2: Scissors "@Carissajaded: moving time. Which means I need to invest in a lot of large trash bags and whatever gets ou ... Show Twit 9 hours ago
• It's almost moving time. Which means I need to invest in a lot of large trash bags and whatever gets out red wine from carpet. Show Twit 9 hours ago
• @LBSwartwout @therobertluke OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!! Show Twit 9 hours ago
• @TrappedWarrior My bad! I forget who I'm following where! Show Twit 13 hours ago
• House is ending? So now I have to rely solely on Web Md to solve my mysterious diseases? Show Twit 13 hours ago
• Great. Now I'm googling merkins again at work. Show Twit 13 hours ago
• @TheCJMorgan I wanted them all to myself. Seriously. I got all squishy. @timheidecker @ericwareheim Show Twit 13 hours ago
• @JessieJessup LOL But seriously.. This just reinforced how much I want to own a merkin. Show Twit 13 hours ago
• The fuck? But... I want my map of Tazmania to look like that! "@JessieJessup Is this the most brilliantly awful video? http://t.co/1S1unX89 Show Twit 13 hours ago
• Hehe "I hate the homeless.... ness problem that plagues the city" Austin can fix this? http://t.co/1yJhux4M #DrHorrible Show Twit 14 hours ago
• BAHAHAHA Thanks @MyNameIsMofuga http://t.co/ga2JlSAy Show Twit 14 hours ago
• RT @mattkdawson: @KitOConnell what you and your group have to say. i think a healthy discussion is in order. Show Twit 15 hours ago
• RT @mattkdawson: @KitOConnell hey man you ought to re-think going on the air about #occupy. we have tweeted at each other in the past a ... Show Twit 15 hours ago
• @daveclucas I don't understand. Why are you thin lizzying me? Not that I mind. I just don't understand. Show Twit 19 hours ago
• And speaking of @RealMooseStache I'm gonna keep posting this video until it gets 1000 hits. DANCE! http://t.co/9udEDiSF Show Twit 19 hours ago