Ain’t no party in a douchebag city

This weekend we went out for my friend’s birthday. It’s been a while since I’ve been out anywhere besides a hole in the wall karaoke joint, so I kind of forgot what kind of douchbaggery the Dallas area brings out.
Even if you’re not from the area, you may know that Dallas is often nicknamed the [...]

Seeking life directions please

This morning I had a harder time getting going than usual. It’s always more difficult on Mondays, but today I felt like throwing my clock through the window. Part of the problem might be that I wake up every morning feeling that my toes are blocks of ice. Something happens to the air in my [...]

Inglourious Basterds: That’s a Bingo!

I had heard so much about Inglorious Basterds, I couldn’t believe it could possibly live up to all the hype.
How very wrong I was. I don’t have the time right now to get out a full review, and I’m still digesting some of the gory details- but at this point in time I must say [...]

Expectations: (I’m like Shel Silverstein and shit)

I’ve got no expectations-
when going out with guys.
No hopes that they will pay for me
or use polite replies.

I never think I’ll meet a man
who opens up the door
Who speaks with wit about sensible things
or one that’s not a bore.

I’ve never dreamt of princely men
upon a horse of white.
Or ones who keep the house real clean
Or [...]